You gotta fight..for your right..to PAARRTAAAY

This week, I'm spending part of my spring break visiting my sister in Ft. Collins.

Having graduated from Colorado State University 8 years ago, I'm swayed to believe that Ft. Collins is the greatest college town in all of America.

The party that raged next door all.night.long leads me to believe that there are others here who also feel that this amazing town deserves to be "celebrated."

In their honor - and as a glimpse into my future - I present to you the following.

Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

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10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone’s going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You’ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There’s definitely going to be a fight.

3. You’re not sure whether anything you’re doing is right, you just hope it won’t get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.