awkward

Last night at my sister's graduation party, I experienced that very infamous awkward moment for the first time. 

You know, the one where where someone asks me if I'm pregnant...and I most certainly am not. 

I have to give the poor woman some credit though, 

it was dark, 

my dress was "blouse-ie," 

she hasn't seen me in a while, 

and I've been married for six years, so I probably should be. 

So that was fun. 

But let's not let it happen again.